Flatmates

Not only did she bite my head off, but she asked for condiments as well.


"Claire. Wake up."

"WHY!?!?!?!"

"Because it's 7:45 and you have to be at work at 8:30."

"oh, true that."

An Incredible Love of This Kind

I am in love with an incredible man
An overwhelming love of this kind
It’s the kind of love that is torture
It’s the kind of love that is mine

It’s the kind that drives me to see him
The kind that makes the crease by green eyes seem sweet
It’s the kind that keeps me charmed by his laughter
The kind that does not know defeat

It’s the kind that keeps me up in the evening
With thoughts of him in my head
It’s the kind that wakes me up in the morning
The smell of him in my bed

It’s the kind that makes me cry when my heart is broken
Wishing he would love me a little bit more
It’s the kind that keeps me his friend like I’m frozen
And will steal me away like a whore

It’s the kind that will wrap itself around me like paper
And will watch him walk out the door
It’s the kind that won’t allow me to let go or to hate him
But loathe that he'll reach for her hand as I am fighting a war

It’s the kind of love that is torture
It’s the kind of love that is mine
It’s the kind of love that I know here
It’s the kind of love that I find

And when it’s all said and over
When Valentine’s Day has gone by
It's the kind that will keep me here with my lover
An incredible love of this kind